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Hi, I'm Tina, and I'm Rich. And if there's one
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thing we've learned in over twenty years of marriage, it's.
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That some days you'll feel like killing your.
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Wife, and some days you'll feel like killing your husband.
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Welcome to Love, Mary Kill, Hello Rich, Hello Tina.
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How are you?
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I'm fine? How are you?
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I'm spectacular?
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Good dear.
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I'm glad you came back for part two.
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Oh did I have a choice?
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No? Remember when I was sick a couple of weeks
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ago and I was like, just record on your own
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and you were like no. I think they would have
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been really interesting to see how people felt.
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That everybody would have been sad.
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I think it would have been great and I would
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have actually been able to listen to that episode.
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I would have had the banter with myself and that
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just wouldn't work very well.
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I don't think maybe it would be even better.
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Yeah, we tried to get our daughter. Did maybe step in?
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She said no, thank you.
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You know, she did such a nice job when you
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did the Mother's Day episode she did.
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I thought she was fabulous and I thought.
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She kind of enjoyed it, but.
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Maybe yeah, she was like, no, I am not going
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to do it. Yeah, but then she was like, well,
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if you really feel she said she could be bribed,
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and I asked her to consider what type of bribe
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she would require.
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But then you said you were going to be a
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trooper and you did it.
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Maybe you should ask her for a Father's Day because
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that was kind of like her Mother's Day gift to me. Yes,
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So that was some game.
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Sure was. I can't believe Michigan won by eighty four points.
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That was crazy.
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I think you ever did it. Well, we're back and
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it's just hours later from when we recorded part one, so.
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We've only got like two hours until game time, so
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we really need to kind of get this movie.
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Game day crunch. Yeah, all right, I'll do my best. Okay.
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So a listener had asked us to do a Starburst
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challenge a while back, and I totally forgot to do it,
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and today we didn't really I didn't really have another snack.
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I didn't have one snack let alone too, So I
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decided we could do the Star Wars challenge. There's a
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TikTok challenge that I think it's like you eat starburs
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and then you make out or something. Okay, so we
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can do that if you want, but I think you
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have to guess the flavor. But I'm still a little sick.
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Okay, so maybe you know, okay, don't.
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Want to go too deep, but I'm not. How do
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you want to do this? Like I have four star
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Wars and I have four so we're going to try
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to guess the flavor you try, then we're going to
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category or numerate, like which ones we like best? Okay,
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So does that sound good? So the reason this came
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about was like, I don't think that I like the
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pink starburst. I think I like the yellow, and a
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lot of people don't like the yellow starmers, so that's
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why this.
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I'm not a big fan of the yellow, so.
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Okay, because I tend to like lemon flavored things. So
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all right, do you want to close your eyes? And
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I'm not sure we should do this. I'll give you
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one and then you can give me one, okay, okay,
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all right, ready, yep, okay, we'll be right back. Okay,
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that was hard.
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I thought it would be easy, and I have no
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idea what any of them were.
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I am just gonna guess that you gave me red, pink, yellow,
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and orange in that order.
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Red, pink, yellow, and orange. You got zero crup.
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Okay, I'm not surprised.
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All right, I'm gonna guess you gave me yellow, pink, red,
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and orange.
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Wait, what did you say?
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Yellow, pink, red, and orange?
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You got too, right, You've got pink and orange? Right, okay,
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did you have a favorite flavor?
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Well, seeing as I didn't know when any of them were, really,
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I I don't I like. I guess I like the
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cherry ones.
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But so the cherry red, okay, I would the first
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one I thought maybe was the one I liked the best.
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The first one that I gave you was strawberry pink.
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Yeah, okay, all right.
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Well, starbursts are great, bottom line.
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They are good. But I really thought that I would
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be able to at least say, oh, this is the
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yellow one.
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Can we do the same with skittles? Maybe another time?
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Sure, we can make skittles artwork. Remember when we did
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that with the kids when yeah at all? Yeah, actually
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they weren't that little. I think it was a few
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years ago. But like, you make a rainbow or something,
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and was.
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It alcohol alcohol?
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Didn't you like? Put alcohol like on the plate and
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then put the skittles and then they blood the colors
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into a rainbow or was it just water?
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I don't remember.
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Okay, Well, Starburst are yummy. I am old enough to
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remember a green Starburst.
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Oh I forgot about green Starburst.
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Yeah. Did you eat Starburst when you were a kid.
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Not really. It was always more of a chocolate guy.
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You know me. Yeah, I Star Wars start. They're good though,
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but yeah, I guess I'll blame it on my post
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COVID taste bloods. I don't know that was that was
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not a good show. But they really do taste quite similarly.
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They really do.
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I think you have to know what you're putting in
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your mouth.
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Mm hmm.
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Anyway, thank you for participating in the Star Wars.
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Thanks for letting me win.
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Oh was it a contest?
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It's always a contest to us, you know that.
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No, I don't know that.
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I think you are very competitive. You say you are
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not competitive, but you really are.
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Okay, you have to you can't just say that. Well,
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give me an example.
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I can't think of any examples off the top of
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my head.
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Well, thank you for making my point. I mean, I
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like to win a game, but I don't know it's
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hard with you because don't get a big head. But
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you're you're good at a lot of everything. You're good
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at a lot of things. I'm good at a lot
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of things. To those things, good much many things, very
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many things. All right, Well, should we get to part two?
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We have a lot to cover today.
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Let's do that.
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Today's episode, while not graphic, does contain violence against women
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and children, so please listen with care. Well. Thank you
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all for bearing with us last week's episode. I hope
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that the ann Arbor references weren't annoying to anyone, but
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that was fun for us to be able to visualize
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the actual places it really is where the crime occurred. Yea,
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and hang in there with me. I'm still my voice
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is still not great. I'm still coughing a lot, and
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I know you've got some respiratory stuff going on too.
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So we apologize for the quality of our voices. We're
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doing the best we can do. You want to give
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us a quick summary that I have wrote in advance.
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I would happy to read the quick summary that you wrote.
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So Christian Longo, who was nineteen at the time he
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married Mary Jane, who was twenty six, in nineteen ninety
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three in ann Arbor Michigan. They had three children in
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rapid succession, Zachary, Sadie, and Madison. Chris was the sole
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breadwinner in the family and he had a business, Final
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Touch Construction cleaning, but the business began to fail because
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he wasn't getting paid by the different contractors and the
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cash flow wasn't working, and he was kind of spending
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money on things that maybe weren't super smart, saying.
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He didn't need a boat and two jet skis exactly.
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So he's struggled again, like where was he taking them?
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I mean, there's a lot of lakes around here. But
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he was struggling to keep the family afloat, and he
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soon turned to crime to make ends meet, so doing
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things like writing counterfeit checks and forging a driver's license
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for somebody and then driving a car off the lot.
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So the family was in really bad shape financially. They
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had credit cards maxed out, they had alienated all their
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friends and family because of Chris lying and deceiving them,
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so they decided to head to the Oregon Coast for
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a fresh start, but soon Chris and Mary Jane ran
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out of money and options. On December nineteenth, twenty two
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thousand and two, the body of Zachary Longo, who was four,
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was found floating in the water. Soon after that, his
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sister's body was found in the same waters, and then
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later two suitcases were found containing the bodies of Mary,
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Jane and Madison. I think those were found in the
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pond behind the townhouse where they lived.
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I think it was a bay that led to the ocean,
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not a pond.
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Gotcha. Just days after all the bodies were found, Christian
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Longo fled the country to go to Cancun, Mexico, and
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I think that's where we left off.
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When he arrived in Cancun, Chris was so confident that
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he'd evaded law enforcement that he didn't bother to alter
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his appearance. He found a ten dollars a night hostile
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and lived as cheaply as he could, cooking food in
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the hostel's kitchen. He quickly made friends with the other
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people at the hostel, drinking, smoking, pod and skinny dipping
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with them. He was propositioned by several women, but Longo
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didn't indulge. He said he was grieving his wife and children.
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Longo was essentially a conservative man and was turned off
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by the drug and alcohol abuse. In Mexico. I remember
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this version of the story is from Chris's perspective. I
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think some of this is probably BS. Chris created a
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new identity in Cancun, well not a new identity, but
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rather he borrowed someone else's identity. He began introducing himself
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as a journalist from the New York Times, Michael Finkel.
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Christian had read Finkel's work and followed his career for years,
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beginning with Skiing magazine. He thought that posing as a
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travel reporter on assignment would help him blend in with
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the locals, and he was right for the most part.
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Finkel later told Forty eight Hours quote, he did a
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better job of being Michael Finkel than I ever did
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of being Michael Finkel.
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That's kind of weird, though, that you would pose as
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someone like a well known figure.
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Like I don't think he was super well known.
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Yeah, I know, not super well known, but just somebody
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who had a name. It just seems like not a
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great idea, but I guess it worked for him for
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a while.
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Well, remember that he used to deliver the newspaper, specifically
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the New York Times. So I think he, you know,
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was a smart guy, and he did like to read
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the newspaper. So disgusted by the debauchery and hedonism he
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witnessed in Cancun, Chris began seeking out comer friendships. He
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was happy to meet an older British couple who were
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retired teachers. While at dinner one night, the man asked
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him how he chose in journalism as a career. Christian
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told him that he'd been pursuing a degree in business
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at the University of Michigan when he'd realized that he
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didn't want a desk job, and despite his dislike of writing,
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he'd settled on journalism so he could travel and see
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the world. The couple expressed interest in sharing some of
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their travel stories with him for a possible article. On
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the spot, Chris gave them a fake email address, Mfinkel
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at New York Times dot com. A couple of weeks
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into his new life, he met a German woman different
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from any woman he'd ever encountered. Yanina Frank had pink hair, tattoos,
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a pierced tongue and eyebrow. She'd come to photograph the
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Mayan Ruins. She was trying to carve out a career
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as a professional photographer. Longo, intrigued with a woman, told
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her that he was a journalist with the New York
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Times and maybe they could work together. She couldn't believe
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her luck. Imagine you're this woman who wants to make
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it to the photographer and he's like, oh, with the
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New York Times.